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Tiamat Dodged a Bullet

Posted in Tiamat on November 16, 2010 by hanumandas

Husbandji called me this morning to let me know that his mother had fallen and he was racing to her side!

Apparently, Tiamat was spending the morning at the Italian Senior’s Club that she belongs to. She happened to sit down in a chair with her fat ass and it broke! Causing her to fall backwards and hitting her head against the wall!

And she wouldn’t let them call 911 or take her to a doctor! She only wanted her son!!!

So Husbandji¬†rushed over there and took her to the E.R., where they spent the next FOUR hours sitting in the waiting room, having to deal with the scum of our fair city (i.e., drunks, crazy people in wheelchairs, a woman in her underwear walking around with a jug of orange juice, etc. etc…)

Apparently, I missed quite the floorshow!

The doctors checked her out and even did a CAT scan, which revealed nothing. So except for some bruising and a headache she’s just fine.

Husbandji on the other hand is a nervous wreck, and is enjoying a large glass of wine, even as we speak.

Never a dull moment around here…